Wednesday, 30 November 2011

My Worst Experience ! :\

I was the happiest kid that day , finally after 12 weeks i was gonna meet my friends again :)
I was quiet exited the night before :D

I was so exited that i didn't sleep :o
So , In the morning I was Dizzy + Drowsy so i decided to take a small nap which resulted in a disaster .. I missed my school bus ..
No big deal , All i had to do was catch it at my friends house so i called my driver .. Who in a sleepy tone said "Go by Urself "
We Fired him anyway :P
A** HOLE :@
So with wasting 10 more minutes , i decided to take an AUTO RICKSHAW :P

I waited 5 minutes for a Rickshaw to come and as i reached my friends place the bus was missing , I mean i missed it :P
I was stuck in the middle of my home and school
with an empty pocket :(
I said to my self : " Could this day get any worse "
I came to know i forgot my cell phone HOME ..
WTF !!!I couldn't even contact anyone .
I couldn't ask for any ones lift , the people with car don't stop and pillion riding was banned in our country so there was no clue of asking lift's from people with motorbikes :/
                                                The one on the back that's not me :P

So i decided that why not stay here for a while and wait for someone from our school to come.
After 15 minutes , i decided that this was not the best of ideas .

I was standing on the footpath , feeling EFFED UP .
Every Eye crossing the street , staring me like i am an alien . Feeling more EFFED UP i thought in my mind "Can't you a** Holes give me a lift instead of pathetically staring at me"

                                                                    this isn't me either :P
Finally , I decided to walk school 6km away ..
Lethargic , I again thought that this wasn't a good idea again ..
After spending hours sitting at the road side ..
I thought of an idea .. Took an Auto for the second time went home took cash from my MOM again , who was surprised to see me , gave money to the AUTO's driver heard a lecture from my mother .
BUNKED SCHOOL .. Yaayy , but again i didn't wanted to :(
Finally went to sleep :P

I guess the didn't go as worse as i was expecting it to be :))

P.S: I haven't been posting for a while so i guess you guys may have forgotten me , Sorry About that to my limited number of readers .. Please Comment :)
I Love You Guys ;)

Saturday, 26 November 2011

The Love of my Life

Hi guys , It's been quite a while since i haven't been posting hope you guys still like my post :P.
I was in Love with her for the first time i opened my eyes .
She held me in her arms and her warmth give me a satisfaction which is still somehow with in me.
The scent that comes out of her when she's tired , to others it might feel smelly but to me it's more sweeter than the flowers .
Her smile may not be as it was but to me see a smile on her face is like looking at heaven .
Her eyes may be weak but they shine brighter than crystals when i succeed.
She may not be able to walk very long distances but for me she could even climb the highest mountain .
My Mother is the Love of my life , there's no one in the world whom i would LOVE more .
My Mother My LIFE .
Ammi , I Love You   :')

Monday, 24 October 2011


Sorry guys i couldn't blog the past couple of months , My PC was not working and i was too lazy to take it to the shop for repairing .
Apart from that i was busy in my cousin's marriage .
I bet you guys did not miss me as there are people who can entertain you a thousand times better than me .
So . I'll be back in action by tomorrow , I hope .
Stay tuned and keep commenting :D

Sunday, 28 August 2011

Ramazan may be the best month of all ! It reconciles all of us into a bond of brotherhood !
Life after Iftar can be annoying !
Eating too much lying on the same place where you eat not even helping yourself with a glass of water!
Not even moving an inch ! Neither bothering to change your TV channels ! Its like your Paralyzed!

The tummies are shaped like the EARTH!
Oh! Semi Earth precisely
And possibly everyone's LAZY !
Laziness is the mother of all vice . But as its a mother we should respect it :D

I may be the laziest person in the world !
All day long i sit down at the same place and watch TV , or Surf the waves  internet :P
I dont help my self even with a glass of water :P
Its not only in Ramazan its a daily routine ;)
Once my father said to me to change the BULB of my kitchen !
I was lethargic to even move and we couldn't find anything to climb on!
So I climbed my cousins shoulder's with ease !
As i touched the bulb ! I was lazy even to move my WRIST !
I told my cousin "COULD YOU ROTATE?" :P
But in the end i had to do it with my hands :(((

Laziness is your best friend remember !
Even when your alone .. It's always with you :P
it'll never hurt you ! it will only hurt others ..
Like !
Once a Father and a Son were watching a Movie !
The women of the house came rang the bell and shouted open the door !
the father said to his son to open it he refused thrice !
The Father shouted to his mother !
I Divorce you ! Stay Out :P

I Guess you all may have noticed that laziness is a part of our life so all you SUST'S( Lazies ) out their !
Always feel proud to be One SUST ;)))

And wohooo I got 21 followers !
Thanks every one !

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

I am dedicating this post to my best-est friends in the world !
Ateeq and Hamza :) .
My sweethearts :P
I love them ;)
If i dont get a girl i'll marry either one of them :P
Not that I am Gay
But Dostana nhi dkhi hai kia
USA ka Visa easily mil jata hai :P
Apart from that !
How kind my friends get they will always stink :P

Ohh ! Stink !
I am stinking worse than Ateeq's socks :o
It's only because i haven't showered for a week :P
Only because of the water problem at my APARTMENT :(((
When there was water today ! I decided to take a bath ! :)
I turned on the shower !
Shampooed my hair ! Soaped my body !
I twisted the tap again !
And to my surprise came only a drizzle of water ..
Unfortunately ! The water had disappeared again :((
I was left with Soap and Shampoo on my hairs and body with no water left :((
The shampoo caught my left EYE ! :@
And i was jumping in AGONY !
I couldn't wash it off .. No water :((
i had to clean myself off with the towel .
My eye still burns :(
I have to see a doctor .
so i guess this is the end !

P.S: I dedicated only a paragraph to my friends !
And all the new followers . I LOVE U GUYS :)

Monday, 22 August 2011

Horror Movies are not for me !

While i kid i was always afraid of the dark !
Because of that my cousins would leave me alone in the dark room and i would hide my face with the pillow thinking of Zombies and different types of ghost and stuff like that are in the room ..
Doing like this i either slept ! Or My cousin's showed mercy and let me out :)

But i always used to watch horror movies :/
I don't know why :o
But i always knew they weren't for me :P
Well , I guess i am so afraid that i was scared by watching Phoonk 2 :P Which many suggested me as a comedy movie :)
Now you can easy interpret how much scared i am !
Well nowadays its quite eccentric in boys but that's the way i am :P
And to overcome this fear i tried watching as many horror films as i could but the result was worse , and i decided "Horror Movies are not for me !".
Each time i used to overcome my fear from the dark !
I watched a horror movie ! And as i went into the dark again my mind continuously thought about that character in the movie ! And i am like it's gonna come in front of my face any second now :P
I know it's kinda lame but what can i do :p
Every one has his weaknesses
While i am watching any horror movie with my friends I know what i am seeing is Fake !
But when i am watching it Alone i wish it all remains fake :o

It's my belief that people watching horror movies alone are the bravest people .. I SWEAR really :|
I may like violent movies !

I feel exhilarated watching them !
But any thing scary in it ! I don't even bother to take a look :(
Well the last HORROR movie i saw was "THE TUNNEL"

Unfortunately , I was alone in my HOME SWEET HOME !
As the Movie ended !
I was listening to every single sound !
Even the tick tock of the clock !
The Woooshis of the wind !
The Creaaak of the Doors !
The tapping of the water ....
All of a sudden .. The Door of my room opened ! :0
Well actually it opened because of the wind :P
And then it closed !
Again by the wind :P
I ran out of the HOUSE !
Not coming in until my MOM came home :|
So you see HORROR movies are not for me :P
Oh i made a rhyme :P
That will be all for now .
And please every one keep commenting ..
I love your COMMENTS :)
I guess this is the END :)

Sunday, 21 August 2011

Dreams , Shopping and Lizard :|

Like every single person i too have dreams ...
Like every one I dream big too ...
And ..
Dreams do come TRUE ! :)

A person may dream of having all the cash in the world or stuff like that :|
But my dream is different ..
Okay who am i kidding !
I too dream of having all the money in the world !
But apart from that .. I always wanted to do
I Love the way people jump ! Giving an experience of a life time ..
I Once had a chance of fulfilling this dream ..
As i was set to take off (I MEAN JUMP )...
My Mom shouted ! : Wake Up ! Your Getting Late for school :(
And it all ended there !
So my dream never came true :|
Dreams do come true only in your sleep :P
Apart from Dreams what i am used to doing now a day is SHOPPING!
I am Like becoming a SHOPAHOLIC !

Although i hate shopping ..
Okay , So this happens to me every year !
During the Last Period of Ramadan ! ()_()
I like shop allot !
Not that i buy stuff , but WINDOW SHOPPING:)

I don't shop allot but i go to mall for reasons i can't explain :)
Now one of the shopkeeper's recognizes me every time i go to his shop and doesn't let me in !
Not only this if i am seen around his shop he gives me the *STARES*
I was like going to his shop daily for three days just looking at stuff and buying nothing
The Fourth day .. He didn't let me in :(
There's not just ONE shop in the Mall . . Buahahahaha (Evil Laughter)
                                                                  Hahaha hahahaha!
I guess this post is getting lame :(

But i have to write something !
So , Shopping done !
When i came home and entered my bathroom ! *SQUISH* (Sound Effects)
It was like something fell on my back ! 
But i didn't felt anything ! :O
So while i was taking a shower !

All of a sudden i saw a small whitish thing with two black dots on my shoulder !
LIIIiiiZZZZZaaaaaaaaRRRrrrDDDD ! :| :/ :0

I gave a push to it running out of the bathroom naked !
Hopefully nobody got a glimpse of me ;)
It was worse than seeing a ghost !
Standing face to face with a LIZARD :|
Thinking about it still gives me a MIGRAINE :(
Next time you hear a squish sound BE CAREFUL :P
It might be a LIZARD :P

So this is all for now !
Sorry for the LAME POST !
Viya and Cricket Freak !
Thank u for joining :)